Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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