Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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