no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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