Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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