tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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