I cannot find my penis.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
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