good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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