Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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