That's intense
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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