sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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