Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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