I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
Randomize