I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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