she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Life without a bra equals bliss.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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