Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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