Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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