I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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