You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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