dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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