Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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