We're facebook friends in real life
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Randomize
