I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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