i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
Randomize
