I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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