So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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