I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
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