O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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