My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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