i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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