dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
she smelled like a LAN party
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Dick very happy bro
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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