I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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