guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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