Whoa Z and x make the same sound
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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