Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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