I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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