Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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