How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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