I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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