Me too!
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Randomize
