even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
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