I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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