i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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