oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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