I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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