he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Randomize
