If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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