yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
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