those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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