Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
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