am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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