i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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