Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
this beer tastes like vomit already
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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