Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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