it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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