St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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