hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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