It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize